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"Fuck friend", "Sex friend", "Sex buddy" names vary, but in the end it all refers to same idea :
(A friendly relationship, simple, WITHOUT feelings and WITH sex.)
I would keep
the first part and nix the second. My friends and I go back and forth
about
morning sex. Some love it, some don't. Personally, I'd rather just stay
up all
night, and if it's lights out when we're done, so be it. We can take a
campus
poll, though, and see what floats the
Rule Three: "No calls before 9 p.m. We don't have
anything to talk about."
I think this one is self-explanatory. For further commentary, see rule number two.
Rule Four: "None of that "lovemaking' stuff. Only SEX
allowed."
Yes, I'll make it official: girls can be as horny as guys. An unattached run-in with another person with needs to be fulfilled is the perfect time to try things that seem too gruff to fit under the term "lovemaking."
Rule Five: "No emotional discussions (i.e.
Where are we heading with this? Was I better than your ex? Do you love
me?) The
answer is no, so don't ask."
Conversation should be like the sex: stress free. Topics like the meaning of life or your stress over exams are what we call downers and mood-killers. Keep those conversations to the academic advising office. Those people are being paid to listen to your moans. On the contrary, the person you're in bed with isn't ... and doesn't care!
Rule Six: "No calling each other
"friends with privileges.' We are not friends, just Fuck buddies."
This is to preserve anonymity. A "friend with privileges" you speak to, talk about, see, and the like. A sex buddy might have a first name and definitely no identifying marks (and no, I don't care about the shape of his birthmarks). If someone's name is uncommon then I'd refrain from mentioning it. That person might have been a random hookup to you, but maybe not to your friend, waiter or eavesdropping neighbor at the next table.
Rule Seven: "No glove, no love. Go home."
Really, don't make me explain this one. More so than with anyone else, a fuck friend is always complemented by a condom. Period.
Rule Eight: "No falling asleep right after sex.
It's over, so get up, get dressed and go home."
Also covered
under this clause is being able to skip the cuddling, prolonged
make-out
sessions (both to taste, of course) and resigning to the fact you don't
have to
call the other person the next day.
- A fuckfriend is a lady friend with whom you have sex when you feel like it.
- For you ladies, a fuckfriend, it's the benefit to have nothing to get worked up about.
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